“Sure Grandma, let’s get you to bed” memes are the internet’s latest relatable gift to us. No one takes joy in imagining what things will be like when they’re old and no one listens to you anymore. It’s a lot easier to handle if you consider that no one really listened to you unless you paid them to before then either. At the end of the day, we are all Grandma and the $5 footlong hasn’t been $5 for over a decade.