Twitter Game Replaces New Yorker Cartoon Captions With Reference To Jeffrey Toobin’s Penis, And It’s Funny Every Time

In case you hadn’t heard: Jeffrey Toobin of The New Yorker and CNN accidentally masturbated while live on a Zoom call with colleagues. Sorry. He didn’t “accidentally” masturbate. That’d be difficult to do while conscious. He accidentally exposed himself (while masturbating) on a professional Zoom call. If your day isn’t going well, remember…it could be worse.

What could possibly cut the tension? Why, the New Yorker itself, of course. Writer and video producer Ryan Simmons came up with the perfect game: adding the phrase “Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call” to every New Yorker cartoon.

It all started here:

It’s fun. You can do it at home right now (the game, not what Jeffrey Toobin did).

Twitter users made many New Yorker cartoons funnier by referencing Jeffrey Toobin’s Zoom incident:


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It didn’t stop there. Twitter users responded to Ryan’s idea by adding their own spin. Even adding the phrase to other comics.

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Why stop there? Here are a few of my own:

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Whatever happens in your Zoom meeting today, it won’t be worse than that.


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