The election in the United States is tomorrow and Americans are nervously pacing their homes in anticipation like a dog in the back of a car. But there is a reason why we’re called Americans and not American’ts, people! Let’s get it together and get through election day the way our founding fathers did, by shooting our muskets in the air and maybe whittling a stick into new teeth or something. Time to enjoy some star-spangled American jokes! If you need to take the edge off the election stress, here are some people sharing their favorite things about Americans.