Consumers Are Sharing What They’d Refuse To Buy Even If They’re Filthy Rich

It’s fun to think about what you’d do if you won the lottery but there’s a lot of stuff out there that could be a waste of money. People are talking about the things they wouldn’t buy even if they were rich. This got me thinking and if I were rich I wouldn’t buy a boat. Sure they’re fun but they’re also just a waste of money. Here’s what the people of Reddit are saying.

If you were filthy rich, what would you still refuse to buy?

1.

“Diamond-encrusted anything. I don’t like glittery things and it just looks uncomfortable and heavy.”

-theSuburbanAstronaut

2.

“Stadium foods like $10 bags of popcorn. It’s just the principle.”

-_forum_mod

3.

“A yacht. Being rich doesn’t mean my seasickness goes away with a snap of the fingers”

-Master-Manipulation

4.

“Pretty much any clothing with visible labels on it. I’m not a billboard”

-CptJaxxParrow

5.

“Personalized license plates. Might as well wear a T-shirt saying “I’m a prick”

-ushouldcmoiinacrown

6.

“Tiny burritos. There’s no excuse for making a tiny burrito.”

-Lunch_Sack

7.

“I probably wouldn’t buy heroin, a human being or copyrighted movies.”

-Barky_Bark

8.

“Sex”

-ConcreteDildoOfHate

9.

“Mulan on Disney+”

-AllHisDarkMaterials

10.

“Water in bottles. In my country the tap water is 100% safe to drink. So buying water in bottles would be a waste of money, time and resources. Change my mind.”

-Kikimelon42

11.

“Protection plan on video games/electronics”

-nameismyluke

12.

“Torn clothes for extra money in the name of “fashion”

-sbr1601

13.

“Full price Pringles”

-ForeignGirl26

14.

“Expensive cat toys. My cat will continue to play with my phone charger.”

-Anxi0usKitten

15.

“A big house. Though I’d probably build a really luxurious small one.”

-Flying00Fiddle

16.

“Antiques- especially antique mirrors. I mean yeah, the value could appreciate greatly over time and yeah, there’s a slim chance that it might be enchanted but it’s just not worth the gamble on the 0.01% chance that it’s haunted.”

-thatmarxian

17.

“Bags for bathroom trash cans. That’s what plastic grocery bags are for.”

-pumpkinspicerabbit

18.

“A new car. I would just let other rich people buy their’s new and drive it for a year before they get bored of it and buy a new one. There are plenty of great vehicles on the market simply because some people can afford to view their transportation as a status symbol.”

-BigBadZord

19.

“A house with a ridiculous HOA monthly fee.”

-candiice_xo

20.

u/alongstrangetrip95

“Canned Icelandic Air”

-vvllbb

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