I’m not a picky eater, and I have huge respect for those who work in the service industry, so I try my best to be a good customer. I almost never make special requests at a restaurant but sometimes you just want something specific. Delicious compliance if you will.
There’s nothing better than fantastic customer service, especially when you’re hungry. These examples of delicious compliance are so accurate you can’t even complain because technically, they’re not wrong.
16. When I was a first-year in university, a bunch of us in residence got Domino’s delivered. One guy asked for a pizza with “triple pepperoni” and “no cheese”. This was the result.
20. In the special instructions, I asked for “lots of pickled onions pls! :)”, they complied (the container in the back was filled to the brim with more of em, free on the side!
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.