Hannah
Happy weekend everyone! I hope you’re all starting the get in the Christmas spirit! This week was pretty dull for me, so I’m glad I had these great tweets from women to keep me laughing.
Don’t forget to head over to Twitter and follow some of your favorite ladies on this list!
1.
The point of a instagram story is to make a guy named Chris u went to high school withbe like what da hell
— helena (@freshhel) December 2, 2020
2.
YOU GUYS 🤩 I truly NEVER thought I’d make it on the @ForbesUnder30 list so I am SO EXCITED to announce that I was right!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) December 1, 2020
3.
Any movie that has a party scene is now a period piece
— Nikita Redkar (@nikitaredwoman) December 1, 2020
4.
https://twitter.com/luulubuu/status/1334214501785341953
5.
In these dark times, it’s helpful to remember that someone, somewhere just stormed out of the house during an argument and had to go back in to get their mask
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) December 3, 2020
6.
What did he name him? pic.twitter.com/JsYUNcJWmD
— ghost mom (@radtoria) December 4, 2020
7.
when you think you find a niche hot person (only hot to you) and then you realize they are in fact hot to lots of people? RUDE!
— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) November 30, 2020
8.
“Soy milk” lol no ur not
— kalechip :$ (@justcaem) December 2, 2020
9.
So excited to start my new advent calendar <3 pic.twitter.com/ll63YP9ILj
— G. L. DiVittorio (@ginadivittorio) December 2, 2020
10.
trader joe’s cashier: have a good day
me: love you too
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) November 30, 2020
11.
It's gonna be so embarrassing when I still want to cancel plans and stay home
— Morgan Parker (@morganapple) November 30, 2020
12.
my mom offered to make me a sweater since she’s bored at home, and i asked for one in black with some red accents, and she said that michael’s is out of those shades for the moment, so she picked the next closest colours, which were somehow creamsicle orange and baby blue.
— Scaachi (@Scaachi) November 30, 2020
13.
White wine drunk: I need to text everyone I’ve ever met to tell them I love them and download a dating app!
Red wine drunk: I am going to plan a murder that cannot be solved
— Sara Levine (@saralememe) November 28, 2020
14.
if i missed your call 10 seconds ago & i call back….why aren’t you picking up? in this thesis i’ll be exploring those 10 seconds
— miski 🛸 (@musegold) November 29, 2020
15.
he’s having a main character moment pic.twitter.com/BghOzxCovJ
— afrah (@goldenberryx) November 28, 2020
16.
me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless
my brain: buy stuff
me: no listen i need a purpose
brain: a purchase?
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) November 29, 2020
17.
Excusing all my horrible behavior this month by saying, “Oh well, it’s Christmas!” And giving a big ol cute shrug.
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) December 2, 2020
18.
Spotify Wrapped be like, you spent 6,000 minutes listening to news podcasts about humanity’s decline but found time to unwind with a touch of murder.
— Amanda Duberman (@AmandaDuberman) December 2, 2020
19.
A little about me pic.twitter.com/5KqULAqHn9
— Andrea Hickey (@andrea_h1ckey) November 28, 2020
20.
I may have done a lot of embarrassing things in my life, but my older sister actually once found a cabbage patch kids birth certificate in my moms filing cabinet, started screaming at and accusing our mom of hiding our “brother” Clyde Fabian from us, and she was like 15
— chloĂ« (@chloeevansj) December 1, 2020
21.
no they’re not “symptoms of depression.” they’re blues clues
— meredith (@dietz_meredith) November 30, 2020
22.
https://twitter.com/DivaLaci/status/1332844332198498305
23.
Reasons I hope I never get murdered:
1. Scary
2. Sad for loved ones
3. My neighbors will be interviewed in the documentary and I have never interacted with these people— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) November 28, 2020