Mike
Shit happens. Like, a lot.
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. My toddler and I walked to the park …… just to find that the whole playground has been removed :/
2. Cut myself shaving this morning and must have opened it back up.
3. Walked outside to leave for work today, and some kind individual stole all my wheels… happy holidays!
4. Spilled bleach on my new black pants.
5. My knife broke when I tried to cut the watermelon I just bought, just to find out that it went bad.
6. An unfortunate scenario.
7. rip to the guy who just left his pizza on the car
8. Wet Ass Packages
9. Australian summer starts today; my 2-day old air freshener got the memo.
10. When you drop the milk just right.
11. Our glass living room table calved a smaller, much sharper, table while we slept.
12. Got a nosebleed while wearing a white mask.
13. Got home from work and found some sparkling apple cider. Drank bout the whole bottle before I noticed it was expired by 5 years, it didn’t taste off or anything, it just looked darker and there were some black flakes at the bottom. I’ve been shitting pure liquid for the past hour.
14. I had this hat for a VERY long time and today I Took a closer look and to my surprise, the images were well this.
15. My friend drew me this winter wonderland picture on my shop window, only for a van to be parked in front of it for the last 24+ hours.
