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16. Saw this on FB with someone asking for a contractor. Holy shit!
17. Didn’t realize one of my glove fingers broke until I was done dyeing my hair.
18. It’s so hot in Australia, our outdoor lights melted.
19. My friend writes “Apparently I bought a brining bag instead of a baking bag”
20. Quarantine has been rough on my hair.
21. None shall pass.
22. I ordered a 6ft tall rainbow tree from a Facebook ad and this is what showed up! I’m crying from laughing so hard, I’ve never had this happen in real life!
23. Going to visit my family, had to postpone my trip 2 weeks, now I had to book a cruise ferry to get there…. it ran aground and I’m now stuck on this ferry.
24. Cost of sugar in rural Alaska. The 10# bag of flour next to it is $32.
25. Having currywurst in your trunk.
26. Trying to clean a wooden bridge in The Netherlands.
27. PS5 gets delivered today and I just happen to break my thumb.
28. “Did anyone save the copier repairman’s number?”
29. My smoke detector is leaking Balsamic Vinegar… because the landlord’s baby knocked over a huge bottle of the stuff, and it poured into the vent system, so now we have balsamic vinegar dripping out of everything.
30. Wanted to save money by repairing the microwave myself it slipped my hands while unmounting it and broke the glass top.
