Dan
11. Honestly, same.
I accidentally killed all of my succulents by overwatering them because this is the only way that I know how to love.
— ✨WendyDarling✨ (@wendchymes) October 26, 2020
12. Frankly, untrue.
— Struggle Tweets (@Struggle_Tweet) October 9, 2020
13. Imagine Norman Bates stabbing through these.
Who needs a shower curtain when you have SHOWER BLINDS pic.twitter.com/P9dS7KJQpt
— ✨ (@minababyy1) October 26, 2020
14. Idea: an “on air” light for the home.
I AM DEAD at Josh Shapiro’s kid just wandering into frame on MSNBC pic.twitter.com/RMOlW1l7Fx
— Elizabeth van Os (@misselizabetka) November 7, 2020
15. It’s electric!
@alihoj Cut the power to the whole area.. #fyp
16. Always save the digits as first name, occupation.
omg this man has administered me antibiotics at least 4 times and I thank him like this pic.twitter.com/Rtyk1XjhZi
— dawson’s 50 weekend (@wigsarcastictea) November 6, 2020
17. Firstly, clean without hoping for a reward.
lmfaoooooo pic.twitter.com/L5tfdxsgc0
— chules (@notyouknowsimba) November 13, 2020
18. Pay attention.
Smh pic.twitter.com/riRevnsICE
— lanta (@eIanta) November 9, 2020
19. The real fail is the dog owner not just giving the dog what he wants.
Dog was so frustrated he couldn’t get the hot dog he started screaming at the other dog pic.twitter.com/bb3k8LTuSQ
— (@rahsh33m) November 15, 2020
20. Hot or not?
im resigning from the lgbt community effective immediately pic.twitter.com/qu6eIqzen7
— aram (@aramelijah) November 13, 2020