27. “Clock that has hung on our wall for 20 years. Needless to say, it gets confusing sometimes.”
28. “title goes here fsdjik ndfij jkfns”
29. “This sandbox was place right on top of a manhole”
30. “I painted the fence boss”
31. “I hung that sign in the parking garage, boss.”
32. “My colleague ordered some bowls online and this one came exactly as you see it. Someone wrapped a broken bowl, without the parts that broke off, meaning it didn’t break in transit.”
33. “A soccer field I spotted while flying my drone around”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.