43. “I mean, it was printed in big enough lettering”
44. “Made The Front Page Boss”
45.
46. “Windows are done, boss”
47. “Literal NMJ in Helsinki. Left part belongs to one housing company and the right part to another. Needless to say, they do not use the same maintenance firm.”
48. “It says ’emergency telephone’.”
49. What do you mean by “this is a historical monument”?
50. Good enough…
51. Honesty is our policy…
52. “It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy.”
53. “I mowed my elderly neighbors lawn. The people on the left of her mowed a day after. I guess I didn’t mow right to the property line. I officially hate these people now.”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.