It’s no surprise that Clark Kent would grow up believing in Santa. What is kind of surprising is that Clark Kent, as a grown-ass man, would still believe in Santa. That is until you get into the DC universe.
Apparently, Santa is somewhat overpowered. I know he’s magical, but this seems like a tall order for any hero.
Weirdly menacing…
Not very Superman-like
Ok fair point
Not an easy task
Respect
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Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome