Mike
“I beat the sh*t out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something. I don’t know. Like I accomplished something.” – Bad Santa
1. That music would suck.
2. We are never going back to normal at this point.
3. People will argue anything in the comments.
4. All that gatekeeping doesn’t allow for girls.
5. It’s about the journey, not the destination.
6. Gary.
7. You laugh, but this is the future.
8. Ouch.
9. God invented being wrong.
10. mY rIgHts!!!
11. The Eyelash Effect.
12. America: First in confidence, last in education.
13. Gonna try that one though.
14. Why the long face?
15. Beware the car profile picture.
16. T’was.
17. A very solid burn.
18. I’ll have what she’s having.
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