Jason
As the resident expert on Cursed Images here at Pleated-Jeans, I’ve been unfortunate enough to come across a lot of WTF photos, but only rarely do I come across pics that make me want to log off, call the cable company and cancel my internet.
From too gross to process to so stupid I can barely deal, these are pretty much those kinds of pics…
1. Looks like I’ve got my White Elephant gift for next year.
2. If you ask me, we don’t have enough pastries with teeth.
3. 🎶 Walking in a winter horror-land.
4. I can never find anything good in the fridge!
5. “Don’t get your faces printed on your couch they said.” Who’s laughing now? Oh, wait, they are?
6. Somehow, it’s even grosser if you read it in French.
7. And to make matters worse, he hasn’t been flossing regularly either.
8. This is why we shouldn’t defund the police.
9. Fucking bigot.
10. Kids these days.
11. Ok, but I really want to break something now that I’ve seen this.
12. What kind of an idiot would pay more than $500 for these?
13. Now I can’t unsee it and also can’t get the phrase “milk ducts” out of my head.
14. Jesus.
15. Annnd this is why Europeans make fun of Americans. (Disclaimer: this could also very well be a Canadian)
16. Yes, that is the dirt collected inside of a computer.
17. See the phrase “Cut your teeth”
18. Oh hahaha get it? He’s a dumbass and his family is too afraid to tell him.
19. As a rule, I think you want to reference your own dad’s ballsack in as many places as possible.
20. Oh man. RIP.
21. In fairness, still better than most of the options on Tinder.
