Mike
“Weirdo.”
“Sucker of big brown dirty eggs!”
“Idiot.”
“Licker of salmon-fried fish!”
“Moron.”
“Raider of the lost fart!”
“Rump-roast!”
“Licker of dirty chicken butts!”
“Buttfish!”
“Soiler of towels!”
– Dumb And Dumber (1994)
1. Just…why?
2. Not gonna lie I’d be into it.
3. Only perfection for me, bro.
4. Let people be who they want.
5. Vanilla ice cream. No toppings.
6. Good save.
7. Same for 7-11 hot dogs.
8. Like a high elf.
9. This is a subtitle house.
10. Grr.
11. At this point I’ve seen Batman’s parents die so many times maybe I’ll become Batman.
12. Wendy’s has no chill.
13. Big boy.
14. Getting pretty tired of this arguement.
15. It is 2021.
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