Hannah
Honestly, I love seeing all the weird things that people lie about on the internet. I like when people get in touch with their creative side. I’m pretty excited that these people have found their calling in life which is a mix of creative writing and being some kind of terrible con-artist. I mean really, outside of their parents’ pride, what are these people hurting?
1. Your dad is an idiot.
2. His name? Picasso.
3. This sounds healthy.
4. A woman did not write this.
5. I hope this person gets punched.
6. Oh you said that to your boss? Sure.
7. I am the karate kid.
8. Why was this a controversial comment?
9. This is not the flex you think it is.
10. Then my child dropped dead from the measles.
11. Everyone totally believes that the clients went away with you and talked about how bad the service was, right?
12. He does not have two girls.
13. Clearly, no one believes you.
14. Your 3-year-old is a poser!
