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31. They will start stuff with anyone!
32. Some people really don’t care what others think of them.
33. RIP.
34. We’re done here.
35. Oh, are you guys still a thing?
36. She’s done it all, and she’s done it better.
37. Oh boy.
38. This one is true. I know from experience.
39. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
40. She scared this person off Twitter for good with a savage roast joke.
41. Tell us how you really feel, Wendy.
42. She’s not wrong. She’s never wrong.
I love it.
Still don’t believe I love Wendy’s more than anyone on the planet?
I called their customer service line to tell them I love them. And that was before I read all these funny tweets:
I called @wendys Customer Service to tell them how much I love their food and ended up bonding with the operator more than I’ve bonded with anyone in my family. #positivepranks #lol #prankcalls 1/2 pic.twitter.com/nB1nb3l4oX
— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) September 30, 2019
Keep it up, friends!