Hannah
I’m tired of people on the internet saying whatever they want for likes and upvotes. It takes such a huge amount of courage to post a bizarre fever dream online that everyone knows is totally fake. These brave people really went out on a limb posting absolute nonsense and I think the least we can do is take some time to appreciate it.
1. The bill is perfectly crisp too.
2. Just let people pass dude.
3. Is this a fever dream?
4. If you spill they kick you out!
5. Posted by someone who looks nothing like Johnny Sims.
6. Do you sound like Sean Connery?
7. Was it a job for a clown?
8. Then I punched the old person.
9. If this was true it would be incredibly sad.
10. Please just pee before you get in bed.
11. Eat the rich (kids).
12. I guess mom groups are full of stuff like this.
13. Please go to jail.
14. Buddy, that’s called “the wrong order.”
15. Ah yes, every 12-year-olds dream.
