Mike
It never feels good being singled out, or “called out” as the kids say. Or do they say “I feel seen.” I can’t keep up with youth lingo anymore. My point is sometimes stuff feels weirdly personal even though you know it isn’t. Just know it is probably very humorous to someone else.
Mel Brooks said it best: “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
1. Octopunks
2. What did you do, Dennis???
3. Go ahead and skip Nebraska.
4. And this part of Africa apparently.
5. Don’t come back, Joe.
6. Probably that place in Africa.
7. The candle ain’t wrong.
8. F*ck this car specifically.
9. “should be”
10. Wow ok
11. Abby is long gone.
12. Maybe Ron just sucked.
13. Maybe honesty isn’t ALWAYS the best policy.
14. Jeremy is a joy suck.
15. Imagine hating someone so much you get stickers made about it.
16. Seems weirdly unnecessary.
17. Missing out on extra rollercoasters now.
18. Must’ve been some fart.
19. Tampico?
20. 🙄
21. Geese are jerks across the board. Worst of the birds.
22. Seems almost impossible to mess up this badly.
23. Toddlers: the geese of people
24. We already have a Geoffery.
25. Danielle 👀
