Hannah
Everyone on social media just wants love and attention, I get that. We all want likes and followers. It seems like an easy way to do that is to make stuff up but you will pretty much always get caught. You’ll look pretty dumb and it will be really really embarrassing. Just post memes or something, I’m begging you.
1. Six refs… at once?
2. Every staff member kissed me on the lips.
3. That’s called a noise complaint.
4. 7-year-olds love dead animals.
5. This is true, I was the truck.
6. My wife will deadlift your fkn house.
7. I punched a knife in the face.
8. I hope he went to jail.
9. Teachers should be able to slap one kid a year.
10. This didn’t happen.
11. “A person of culture.”
12. Eat the rich!
13. Hmm why is she your ex?
14. I am Walter White.
15. That is not how that restaurant works.
