Mike
Shit happens. Like, a lot.
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. I now remember that yesterday I wanted a cool soda.
2. In Denmark a flat-screen was delivered on the right street and number. But the wrong town. Houses were not built yet. It was pouring rain. Not my TV.
3. Tire blew out on the way to work. Not a problem, I’ve got a spare. Nope. Spare gave out too.
4. My dad bought a drilling machine on Wish. This just arrived.
5. UPS delivered my new monitor today (by dropping it over a 7 ft spiked wall).
6. Sorry to whoever is missing the 10 extra pieces my puzzle came with.
7. Some scotch tape just f*cked a 51-year-old Superman comic.
8. A part of Highway 1 fell into the ocean, so a 45-mile drive turned into a 200-mile drive.
9. Somehow chucked a dirty nappy in the washing machine this morning.
10. One shoe fell apart on my way to work and after I fixed it with a rubber band. I tempted fate by walking home from work and this happened.
11. I finally got a (secondhand) laptop that works decently for school today and I slipped on the charger and dropped it off the bed. It only half works now.
12. This kind of sums up my week.
13. You did your best, chef.
14. Wasn’t paying attention while painting and drinking tea, guess which one I just took a sip of?
15. It’s all fun and games until you get an RC helicopter stuck in your child’s hair.
16. All 7’s but the lowest prize possible
17. Kid shows up at school in the morning to find out no one told him it’s closed due to COVID-19. (bet he got over it pretty quickly)
18. 4 year old gave my 1 year old bags of baby wipes while we were still asleep. 5 bags worth.
19. My ceiling is leaking and the storm that is causing it isn’t stopping any time soon.
20. Heard the cat puke twice…
21. That gotta hurt the insides.
