30 Funny Yearbook Quotes From That Kid You Forgot About

Picking a quote for your high school yearbook is stressful. You want it to be memorable, funny, and maybe inspirational, but make it count! It’ll only be looked at once then stored away in your mom’s basement forever. So why not have fun with it?

The last time I dug out my yearbook was to find the name of the person I ran into the store that swore we went to high school together. High school is supposed to be the best time of your life but the people who say that are the worst to hang out with when you’re older.

I ran into one of these people at a wedding a few years go and the only thing he talked about was high school. I bet he could recite everyone’s quote from memory if he wanted to. I wish I was as clever as the kids who wrote these funny yearbook quotes.


1. “But mom, I didn’t write that!”

2. Big Shrek Fan

3. It’s probably true though.

4. He’s ready to graduate.

5. Brutally honest quote.

6. This one hits different during a pandemic.

7. Cotton-Eyed Joe graduated with honors.

8. He’s got a point.

9. We all have.

10. It’s worth it.

11. When your yearbook becomes a cookbook.

12. She’s gonna do big things.

13. Funny Yearbook Quotte

14. Not for nothing.

15. Words to live by.

16. Clever AND Funny Yearbook Quote.

17. Thank you and goodbye.

18. This took some coordination.

19. She’s going places.

20. Inspirational yearbook quotes can be funny too.

21. Mr. Steal Your Girl

22. Same, man.

23. Spongebob Fan

24. Solid quote choice.

25. “That’s how doors work.”

26. Honesty is key for a funny yearbook quote.

27. “I need food.”

28. This fan of The Office.

29. FLEX

30. Funny yearbook quote, Dad.

Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.