If The Menu Is This Bad, What Could The Food Be Like? (30 Menu Fails)

I miss going to restaurants and browsing the menu long enough just to end up asking the server for another minute because I can’t decide what I want. I get so indecisive when there’s a big menu.

These restaurant menu fails remind me of a 24-hour diner I love that has a 10-page menu. They serve every single thing you can imagine and it’s available at any hour of the day. You can tell they designed the menu themselves because some of the food pictures are poorly photoshopped, but that doesn’t matter at 3 am while you’re drunk trying to order something to eat.

I miss that but it doesn’t compare to the restaurant menu fails people are sharing online.


1. “It’s on their menu.”

elliotclay76

2. “The sushi restaurant that I went to accidentally put a picture of USB sushi on their menu.”

PainOnTap

3. “The peas are upside down.”

Epidemiologic

4. “This seductive duck I found on a menu in Vietnam, complete with an excellent typo.”

ldotchopz

5. “Translated the menu, boss!”

TheHelgon

6. “This menu.”

TehJimmy

7. “You’ll need to use the flashlight on your phone to read the menu” – Waitress

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8. “This busy ice cream shop in Seattle put their menu on a mirror so it’s impossible to read.”

cwithersk12s

9. “This was the image of choice for an ice cream menu in Austria…”

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10. “This picture isn’t blurry, that’s how the menu looks.”

Metro_Mutt

11. “Top-notch photoshop on this Greek menu.”

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12. “Subway salad menu.”

kiloparamedic

13. “My friend is in Florence, Italy and this restaurant he’s at has an Assassins Creed screenshot as their menu background.”

Hicklebonk

14. “This ‘plane’ on my airline menu.”

slaytanic667

15. “This restaurant wraps their menu around a wooden stick…there was absolutely no explanation or purpose to it.”

jookz

16. “French restaurant menu.”

truffs1010

17. “I honestly don’t know what to look at.”

ChrFaz

18. “Anyone want some Thai food?”

ItsAllenPalin

19.  “An online menu for a restaurant I was considering eating at.”

Komalandorinha

20. “The peas on this menu photo are photoshopped in.”

andrewnacho

21. “This menu.”

AC_Schnitzel

22. “The ‘Crappy Design’ motherload.”

jakeninja

23. “Got those drinks on the menu, boss!”

Plasmabot1

24. “This restaurant pirated the Pirates Bay torrent site logo for their menu.”

neurotran

25. “This is what I found on the menu of a pizzeria.”

zertyheg

26. “I’m impressed that this Thai menu has text cropping both over and under the image.”

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27. “This menu that seems to be upside down at first look.”

jrdiesel76

28. “Seen at a restaurant in a 5-star hotel in Los Angeles.”

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29. “This salad section on the menu at the pub.”

TranslucentTaco

30. “This cocktail menu fail.”

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.