Mike
Tough guy alert 🚨
Hug your kids, people. We make these guys. No one is born like this.
Include the excluded. Show some kindness to your fellow humans. These dudes are scared and lonely and the only people keeping the sword market in business.
1. He paid to promote this.
2. Um…cool?
3. S’up, Devil? It’s ya boy.
4. You know this is a matching couple’s shirt.
5. The GOAT
6. SNOWFLAKE
7. I’ll take his money if he doesn’t want it.
8. Pull over and fight me.
9. Immune to horror.
10. Or else.
11. Hire me, cowards.
12. Holy war.
13. Don’t cancel this dude’s PS5 preorder.
14. Necessary.
15. Drywall’s worst nightmare.
16. Didn’t think they’d print that on a small t-shirt.
17. Ok then.
18. Roommates, right?
19. This emoji never stood a chance.
20. Dude has never left his hometown.
21. Memes make me angry.
