5. “Traced my ancestry down to the 1500s, & found a tomb with life-size monuments, holding 14 of my ancestors from 12 generations ago inside a church just 60 mins from where I live. My 12th Great Grandfather Bishop Thomas Dove of Peterborough was chaplain for Queen Elizabeth l & can be found on Wiki.”
10. “My grandfather passed away a week ago. I’m helping my mother and aunt clean the house. We found 25 rifles and shotguns throughout the house. Under his bed, behind the fridge, behind doors. The oldest one was made in 1894.”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.