Valentine’s Day Hits Different When You’re Married (25 Tweets)

Valentine’s Day is this weekend, and if it weren’t for these funny tweets, I would’ve completely forgotten. I’m not married yet, but I have been with my girlfriend long enough that it feels like we’re married.

This year might feel a bit different since it’s hard to find a safe place to go to dinner but that doesn’t mean you can’t do the bare minimum and show you’re significant other these tweets about Valentine’s day.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.