Hannah
People on the internet love to make up stories for attention. The best type are the ones that are so far from the truth, everyone knows there is absolutely no way they could have actually happened.
I hope these people ended up getting the attention they wanted.
1. Absolutely hilarious to kidnap a woman!
2. Bus it.
3. Tool fans are exactly what you expect.
4. Seems like you wouldn’t post this then.
5. I feel like the situation may have been reversed.
6. Everyone has their “Pretty Woman” moment.
7. Not everyone should have kids.
8. He risked his job for feminism.
9. So assault is okay?
10. I think I first read this joke in 2007.
11. Please don’t use your kids for this.
12. Sure, buddy.
13. Typical wife response.
14. I would simply take the other door.
15. Modern-day rain man.
