I college I had a friend we called Nug. Not because he was a stoner (he was) but because he only ate food in nugget form. Fish, beef, but mostly chicken nuggets. Now, don’t get me wrong, I love some chicken nuggets. I just don’t understand the McNugget love. Wendy’s and BK have solid nuggets, but a McNugget basically tastes like deep-fried earlobe meat. Regardless, this is a chicken nugget appreciation post.
1. They will be mine.
2. Nuggets in a blanket? Yes, please.
3. Best Xmas ever.
4. A bountiful harvest.
5. Yes, that is dino nugget cordon bleu.
6. Seems kind of sus.
7. With the honey mustard, obvi.
8. Yes, they taste like deep-fried earlobe meat, but I kind of like that.
9. I don’t remember this commercial.
10. Art.
11. The French have donut-shaped nuggets, because duh.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome