Hannah
Ah college, the best time of our lives that we spent trying to make ramen in a coffee maker and googling “cure hangover fast” 20 minutes before class started. Getting absolutely smashed is one of the best parts of college.
Drunk people getting drawn on is definitely a recurring activity at parties and frat houses. Every time you see someone with sharpie on their face you swear to yourself you’ll never get that drunk or pass out at a party. It never lasts, but its a noble thought!
These people were unfortunate enough to pass out at the wrong place at the wrong time, or maybe for us, the right place at the right time. I’m sure they’ve recovered by now.
FYI, if you ever find yourself with Sharpie on you, try rubbing alcohol. It will take it right off.
1. He’s dressed to kill.
2. Such Poise, Balance, Grace, and Skill
3. Like a drunk snow angel.
4. He woke up to a cease and desist letter from edible arrangements.
5. She must be proud.
6. Such a pretty cowboy
7. This has to be sweaty.
8. Travis needs to start pulling his weight.
9. Still impressive even if there wasn’t a person under there.
10. He looks like Rafikki from Lion King.
11. Now a permanent member of the Mickey Mouse Club.
12. Mastercard is furious about this.
13. Extremely stylish for the next three weeks.
14. This is the worst milkshake.
15. His morning is about to go down the toilet.
16. He’s about to be cancelled for this.
17. The chest hair in a heart shows it was done with love.
18. He is the walrus.
19. His sobriety was all smoke and mirrors.
20. Hello? Mom? Can you come pick me up?
21. Draw me like one of your French girls.
22. Pattern clashing is out of control.
23. Ready to hit the half pipe.
24. Dan, are you awake?
25. He looks beautiful.
26. Zero hope for pancakes in the morning.
27. 99 bottles of beer on my friend.
28. Say goodbye to your hair!
