Nate
Crap Wildlife Photography is a Facebook group dedicated to sharing all the best crappy wildlife photos you can imagine.
I usually think of wildlife photography as beautiful frame-worthy photos but for every perfect photo, there are tons of crappy ones and many of them are hilarious. I’m just glad they’re proud to share their crap wildlife photography fails with the world in this Facebook group.
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1. “Okay…So Maybe I Need More Practice Photographing Birds”
2. “We Have An Albino Squirrel In Our Backyard. I’ve Been Stalking Him For His Photo. Finally Got One. Isn’t He Beautiful!”
3. “This Great Horned Owl Was Chilling On The Roof Behind Our House. I Raced Around The Block Where The Light Was Better And Got This!”
4. “Is He…Giving Me The…Bird?!”
5. “Caught This Guy Raiding The Bird Feeder At Night. Not Sure Why He Felt The Need To Cover His Private Parts”
6. “Behold. The Best Fish Picture I’ve Ever Taken”
7. “Took A Photo Of This Lazy Fella A Few Years Ago”
8. “I Was Trying To Take A Sweet Photo Of A Sparrow Having A Bath. I Appear To Have Taken A Photo Of Two Sparrows Committing A Murder”
9. “Hi How Are Ya, Hi How Are Ya, Hi How Are Ya?”
10. “Part Of The Magic Of New Zealand’s Caves Is Due To The Spectacular Display Of Glow-Worms, As Illustrated In My Award-Winning Photo”
11. “It Was Fast Not My Fault”
12. “Mr. Grumpy Stepped Into The Frame Uninvited When I Was Just Trying To Get A Nice Photo Of The River In Porto, Portu-Gull”
13. “Check Out The Excellent Welds On This Steel Fencing”
14. “Frog”
15. “Someone Had A Big Night! This Is A Wild Komodo Dragon. Safe To Say We Used A Different Bathroom”
16. “Sigh. This Is My Bathroom Ceiling, That Is A Brush Tailed Possum Foot”
17. “Took This After Getting Out Of My Car To Go In A Store”
18. “So I Helped A Raccoon That Was Unable To Get Up The Slippery River Bank And Was Stuck In The Water. I Was Repaid With Him Shaking The Water Off Of Himself All Over Me”
19. “I Was Trying To Take A Picture Of This Juvenile Seagull And This Sleepy Pigeon Waddled In And Stole The Show”
20. “I Saw A Snowy Owl Today…I’d Say He Was Camouflaged Very Well”
21. “Not [Bad] Photo… But I [Pooped] My Pants… Back Away Slowly”
22. “Every Move You Make Every Step You Take Owl Be Watching You”
23. “Here Is The Pic I Happened To Snap Once Of A Capybara Getting Snipped By A Goose. I Couldn’t Believe It When I Saw What I Captured”
24. “Any Ornithologists Out There To Identify This Bird?”
25. “The Ermine In The Lovely Minnesota Snow. Nailed The Exposure On This One”
26. “Next Time Starring On Squirrel Porn Is Ballsy The Squirrel”
27. “I Thought You Might Like To Look At My Beaver”
28. “When You Try To Feed Bambies Some Cabbage, But You Have Poor Aim”
29. “I Will Be Leading A Online Class In Photography Soon. Feel Free To Western Union Me Your $500 Enrollment Deposit”
30. “I Was Doing Some Yard Work When I Saw A Roadrunner Running Around On My Roof. I Grabbed My Phone To Take A Shot, But It Jumped Off Just As I Snapped”
31. “That Moment When You Realize You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Bird Feeder”
32. “Behold – A Green Tree Frog In All Its Glory Exiting Our Spa”
33. “You Are Considered Lucky To See One Cape Clawless Otter. Two Together At The Same Time Is Even More Unusual. Not Sure What It Means When Eight Demonic Ones Come And Visit You Out Of The Darkness”
34. “Landed On The Sun Roof…Not The Most Flattering Angle”
35. “Oh Look, Honey…There’s A Sweet Little Chipmunk In The Bird House…*quickly Grabs Camera*”
36. “I Said I Don’t Want My Picture Taken”
37. “I Feed The Critters. The Yard Is Overrun. It Makes My Boyfriend Crazy. Today, While At Work, I Receive This Photo. Apparently, They’re Checking To See What Time I’ll Be Home”
38. “Got Yelled At Today”
39. “Excuse Me, But Could I Borrow A Cup Of Sugar?”
40. “On The Way To Work Today I Looked At My Dashboard With My Toy Dinosaurs On It, And I Thought, I Don’t Remember Buying A Lizard
“I HAVE A LIZARD IN MY CAR! When I got to work it was over by the passenger side door. I thought great, I’ll just catch it and let it go. So I did catch it, but as I was walking to put the little guy in a bush it wiggled free and ran up the inside of my long sleeve shirt! Great, I have a lizard on me. I took off my shirt, it wasn’t in the shirt and I tried to find it on my tee-shirt. I couldn’t find it so I put my shirt back on. Then I felt it on my shoulder, I took the shirt back off and it ran to the front of my tee shirt. I caught it and let it go…” – Crap Wildlife Photography
41. “My Dog Wouldn’t Stop Barking So I Flipped On The Porch Light”
42. “It Was A Few Years Back In Brisbane, Australia. He/She Got So Excited By The Selfie That Jumped Onto The Phone And I Dropped It. For A Second I Thought I’d Never Get It Back”
43. “Derek Put The Seagull Down”
44. “Soon As I Zoomed In It Screamed, Took A S*** And Flew Off”
45. “Northern Cardinals Apparently Survive On A Steady Diet Of Tennis Balls”
46. “This Little Guys Bum Is Literally Calling His Food To Him”
47. “This Great Horned Owl Doesn’t Believe A Word You Say”
48. “What Do You Think This Guy Wants To Tell Me? Guess I’ll Never Know. Since He Wasn’t Paying Rent I Evicted Him!”
49. “Indignant Bluebird Staring In From The Window Feeder”
50. “My Husband Has Wings”
