Mike
I prefer when someone is a jerk to my face. Not saying I like it, but passive aggression, lack of social awareness, and talking shit behind my back is so much worse. If you feel the same, this list is going to trigger you.
1. Seriously…
2. On google earth there is a split moment that shows the driver littering. Google tried to censor it but it just raised more attention.
3. What McDonald’s got us (at least my branch of McDonald’s) for our work during the pandemic…
4. Bastard
5. What a terrible day to have eyes.
6. Hmmm
7. This shirt.
8. So much dust.
9. I can’t even think of a title.
10. My family never finishes a roll of toilet paper before starting a new one.
11. Forgot to tell the wife I uncrossed the plugs…guess who doesn’t have a ready dinner now 🙁
12. Run.
13. Hmm. What a save.
14. So thankful for my singular candy topping.
15. C’mon.
16. 7-11 at 713. So close.
17. I almost didn’t stop since I have never seen a lowercase STOP sign in my life.
18. Do your job.
19. This f*cking cat brought me these tiny keys. From where. What are they for? It’s going to bug me all day.
20. Every time.
21. The Worst Cheese Fries On Planet Earth
22. House sitting for uncle. Reached the final boss of the game “unfamiliar shower controls”
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