I love a good graph or chart. It’s truly fascinating to see someone break down a ton of data and fit it efficiently into an infographic I, an idiot, can understand. Keep kicking ass, nerds.
1. Southern Texas got as cold as Alaska. The freezing temps prompted dangerous blackouts in several cities.
2. Had a sick day yesterday, decided to figure out which famous person, based on their date and location of birth, was most likely conceived at the 1969 Woodstock festival. It’s Tina Fey.
12. Weekly gain/loss of minutes of daylight over the year at 51 degrees north (where I live), we are getting an extra 26 minutes of daylight this week!
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome