50 Derpy Dogs Sleeping In Funny Positions

Dogs can sleep anywhere. They’re like a middle-aged dad after Thanksgiving dinner. Dogs are the derpiest of all the animals. My dog is always tripping over himself and sleeping in funny positions. I wish I had a photo to contribute to this because he’s done every single one of these moves.

His most common sleeping position is on his back with all 4 paws up in the air. I had no idea this was a way dogs sleep until I walked out into the living room one day and saw him passed out on his back without a care in the world. I wish it worked that well for me.

My favorite position to catch him in is when he’s hanging off the couch but is too tired to get up so he just rests his head on the coffee table. There’s no way that can be comfortable. Enjoy these funny pics of dogs being derps and sleeping in funny positions.


1. “My Dog Can’t Get Gravity Right”

soniakaponia

2. “Puppy Warming Its Paws”

formight

3. “This Dog Is Sleeping Happily”

recreationAtion

4. “I’m Done Trying To Figure This Dog Out”

atrimarco

5. “We Told Our Dog She Couldn’t Sleep Up On The Couch”

blacksunrize

6. “This Guy Chilling With His Dog In London”

Guygan

7. “Dog Park Experience Exceeds Expectations”

losper

8. “Long”

smilkcake

9. “In Case You Need Something To Brighten Your Day, Here’s A Picture Of My Dog Sleeping”

cadencecleo

10. “My Buddy’s Dog Sleeping On The Mule Steering Wheel”

highimallaudin

11. “Neighbor’s Dogs Having A Nap In My Garage”

turbojammer

12. “Hyperlaxity Power Enabled”

lifonaut

13. “Please Read Instructions Carefully When Assembling Your New Dog From IKEA”

deathakissaway

14. “Nap Time”

vividlee

15. “Weird Sleeping Position”

AnimalsBeingDerps

16. “This Is What Nap Time Looks Like In Our House”

doctordrayday

17. “His Reflection Is The Greatest”

floydthebarb3r

18. “This Is How She Sleeps”

therealpaningning

19. “He Was Snoring Too”

EnglishLFC

20. “My Aunt’s Wiener Dog Fell Asleep While Begging”

AUX1_Dub

21. “This Frenchie Puppy Sleeps Anywhere”

AnimalsBeingDerps

22. “Ollie Only Sleeps Under Chairs”

SteeVeeJoe

23. “I Think My Dog Is Broken”

Soulrebel84

24. ” I Call This Tetris Murph”

drop_fred_gorgeous

25. “Does Anybody Else’s Dog Sleep Like This?”

GeorgiaLAX

26. “Bae Caught Me Sleeping”

RawberrySportcake

27. “This Is Leela. She Sleeps Like This. It Just Ain’t Right”

HaveAMap

28. “My Cousin Sent Me A Picture Of Her Dog Sleeping”

probmatic

29. “This Is How My Dog Is Sleeping Right Now”

Carbman

30. “I’m So Tired”

vz77

31. “She Likes To Hold Her Feet When She Sleeps”

Nosleepgaythoughts

32. “My Dog Will Sleep In Any Position. Apparently, This Is Comfortable”

CommodoreGonzo

33. “This Is Ralph. Ralph Likes To Nap”

wolfgangamadeusme

34. “It Was Slightly Unsettling To Look Back And Find My Dog Sleeping Like This”

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35. “The Most Chill Pup Ever”

lynda k kierans

36. “So My Friend’s Dog Fell Asleep With Her Face In Her Bowl”

yayadee17

37. “My GF’s Dog Likes To Sleep On My Lap And Constantly Fart In My Face…”

Hammelicious

38. “She Decided To Sleep Like This”

ConnardDeBase

39. “Weird. My Rescued Spanish Greyhound Sleeps Like This”

pinkilevinki

40. “My Golden Retriever Likes To Sleep Under The Toilet”

ImQueative

41. “My Brother’s Dog Is Pregnant, And This Is How She Sleeps”

CallABondulance

42. “She Sleeps In Very Odd Positions”

Poached_Polyps

43. “The Most Comfortable Way To Take A Nap”

milcientoonce

44. “Any Idea What’s Wrong With My Dog?”

overtheedg3

45. “We Were Playing And He Just Fell Asleep Chewing On His Own Leg”

lilly_willy

46. “My Dog Dreams Of Becoming An Olympic Diver”

TheBestAtWhatIDo

47. “Let Sleeping Dogs Lie…”

racanipe

48. “Actually This Sleeping Position Looks Quite Comfortable”

AnimalsBeingDerps

49. “She Sleeps Like A Princess”

BigPheel

50. “My Dog Doesn’t Know How To Sleep Properly, Help”

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.