Mike
Shit happens. Like, a lot.
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. My delicious chicken sandwich from Wendy’s.
2. Yum, can’t wait to eat my…
3. Sitting here for over an hour waiting to be Interviewed.
4. Anyone lose their boat on I 90?
5. A hot, fresh lasagne in my favorite dish.
6. Finished sorting my cards! And then I fell…
7. Thunderstorms, scared dogs, and scheduled automatic vacuums don’t go well together.
8. Well… My car exploded today…
9. Slipped in the shower, landed on the toilet.
10. When it’s your birthday and there are no other dogs at the dog park…
11. For Sale!! 2001 Honda Civic, great condition (I hope)
12. Ok, the sink it is!
13. My glass of water exploded in the middle of the night.
14. Paid $31 in shipping costs to ship a discontinued crystal picture frame.
15. I should’ve worn socks.
16. Cleaned out the attic and discovered rats had eaten my 81 Dodgers baseball. Fernando, LaSorda, Stewart, Sax, Koufax… Damn.
17. No bueno.
18. That time my son dropped his Kindle Fire on the way out of the doctor’s office.
19. Schrodinger’s baby…
20. God morning!
21. I have two outlets in my house (bought 2 years ago) that don’t work. Purchased 2 new outlets to replace them. Turns out there are no wires to connect them to!
