Mike
16. I learned my lesson about taking a razor to my eyebrows. Big oof.
17. My wife’s school picture with her most prized possession at the time. An Evanescence CD.
18. Why YES!! My vest WAS homemade! PM me for orders!!! 😉
19. Me in 2009, I called myself Brandon Bloodbath.
20. Hawaii wasn’t ready for my ice-cold sister and me in 2003.
21. My mom dressed me like this so I was easy to spot when she picked me up…
22. My childhood was destined to be a rough one…
23. In middle school, I told everyone I had an older boyfriend, who also happened to be an Abercrombie model. This was my proof…
24. I was 10 when I realized people with no bangs had grown them out, not cut them off.
25. My (conservative Christian) college yearbook Photoshopped my punk rock spikes into a white afro.
26. 1996 HS Yearbook Picture
27. Prom. 2006. My date was extremely out of my league. She looks amazing, while I stand there looking cringeworthy with that fedora and cane.
28. My family dubbed me “fivehead”
29. Me, a straight female, trying to impress my crush by being one of the guys. I’m on the right.
30. Sophomore year of high school, I would show up like this and hang out behind the library with my little edgy kids group.
