26. “If it’s stupid and it works it ain’t stupid.”
27. “No one will tell the difference.”
28. “How to have fun as a parent.”
29. “Finally a useful life hack.”
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31. “Vaccinate Your Computer”
32. “Because it’s sunny I want to work outside but it’s so bright I can’t really see the screen. Putting your laptop in a box blocks out the light, so your laptop screen is bright. It also keeps the laptop cooler. Big up Alicia Clarke for the idea! Ben.”
33. “A flood can be a great opportunity to turn your home into an aquarium.”
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36. “Hmmm”
37. “My 12 year old son modified his bike with carpet for barefoot riding.”
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39. “Afraid those lottery tickets you got for stocking stuffers might actually be winners?”
40. “The man sitting in front of me on the train is using a Twix as a pillow.”
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42. “Life Pro Tip: You Have The Power”
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44. “Life Pro Tip: If your key breaks in half, just stick it into a potato like my friend did this morning.”
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46. “Life Pro Tip: Cutting your tennis balls in half allows you to store two more balls in each can, saving space.”
47. “Life Hack: Cool your butthole off on a hot day by pressing it against the cold door.”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.