Hopefully, when this is all over, fewer people will be jerks. Or at least cut down on the bad design, you know, the ones that are DESIGNED BADLY ON PURPOSE.
The other day I ordered a pair of scissors that came in a package I needed scissors to open. After 15 minutes of hacking at it with a steak knife, I got in there but it almost broke my spirit. These designs are just as bad if not worse.
1. 10 year old me lighting up any room in the Sims.
2. This apartment in Munich (price around 500000$) has a sloping floor because it’s right above the underground garage.
3. Thanks, Apple, for making the mouse emoji the Magic Mouse, making it look like a bar of SOAP.
4. This guy in a training video at my job has 2 mustaches.
5. Think Bog
7. They’ve massacred my boy.
8. They just pasted the same image into the camera screen without even cropping out the camera.
9. The cop cars in orange country Florida all say making a difference in comic sans with useless quotation marks. Makes it seem like they aren’t making a difference.
10. This symmetrical pump head made me laugh.
11. Walked up this then had to turn around because of these useless railings.
12. I don’t understand why graphic design companies don’t have the best logos…
13. This acronym for some student association plastered all over the college.
14. Sandwich board advertising seniors day – unfortunate fastener placement.
15. Modern living condo for sale. 2 bedrooms 2 bathrooms 1/4 kitchen.
16. 3-inch deep pool that blocks the entire staircase entrance to this building.
17. A dollar store Easter toy that shoots foam balls. But it’s not his mouth, and it’s not his nose…
18. Saw an interesting van coming home from school.
19. Trejo too.
20. Thanks for vjsjtjng.
21. This maze solution.
22. The pockets on women’s trousers.
23. The Shart Fund
24. Grab yourself a big ol’ plate of cok.
25. This drying rack’s water collection tray rusts on contact with any water.
26. I found not one, but two carpeted bathrooms in the wild.
27. Poor Goomba.
28. In this apartment for sale, you can greet your guests right from the bath.
29. Saw this at my local car dealer.
30. Just when you thought you were reaching 1 kcal.
31. I received this in an email from a graphic design college. Their course is for $ 50,000. Maybe I just don’t understand art.
32. This guy’s glasses make it look like he’s bleeding out of his eyes.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome