Out With The Old, In With The New (25 Pics)

Over time, things become so well worn that it’s time to get a new one. They don’t make things like they used to. When you use something every day, it’s hard to tell how well worn it is. It could be something vintage and collectible or just the hat you wear to work every day. You don’t have to throw it away, just toss it in the closet or something.

Out with the old, in with the new.


1. “Finally traded out my 30-year-old toolbox!”

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2. “I might have been a little hard on the Ka-Bar. That’s a year and a half of use.”

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3. “We found this almost identical jacket outside an op shop today.”

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4. “New hat after about 2 years of constant wear on the old one.”

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5. “My laptop keyboard protectors, 6 years apart.”

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6. “Hinges: rarely used kitchen cabinet vs. pantry door loaded with canned foods on the shelves. They were installed at least 50 years old.”

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7. “1 year old weightlifting gloves VS brand new ones.”

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8. “New sneaker vs 4-year-old sneaker.”

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9. “Pooh I found on Ebay vs. the Pooh I’ve slept with for 10 years.”

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10. “A year of cycling on my lunch break has taken its toll on my brakes during lockdown…good thing I remembered to check them.”

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11. “New vs. old light bulb used for reptile habitat.”

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12. “Cat scratcher we bought 3 months ago and the one we bought today.”

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13. “Progression of a broom at a machine shop.”

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14. “Finally got a new pair of work gloves… 2 year gap.”

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15. “My EDC light going into retirement with its replacement.”

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16. “My iPhone case after three years of use (yes, it was as clear as the left one)”

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17. “Gardening gloves after spending the pandemic in the garden.”

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18. “New pouch vs. 16-year-old pouch.”

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19. “New workboot shoelaces vs 3-year-old workboot shoelaces”

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20. “My Vans and my new Vans (same color)”

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21. “New work boots (1-year difference)”

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22. “Decided to buy a new cover for my air impact gun after 5 years”

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23. “Best kitchen shoes I’ve ever worn so had to buy them again. Lasted 2 years of everyday abuse inside and outside the kitchen.”

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24. “New electrical gloves for our wood stove”

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25. “Got the first one about six months ago to wear to work. I’m a crime scene cleaner.”

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h/t

Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.