Child-Free People Really Love Flaunting That “Free” Part (50 Pics)

There’s a place online called “Reddit childfree” and it’s full of all kinds of truth bombs, sincere posts, and some funny stuff from child-free people.

I am currently living child-free and I have to say, I don’t hate it. Sure, being a parent is probably rewarding at times but see how they feel on the way to soccer practice on a Saturday morning off. Whenever one of my girlfriend’s friends has a baby, she starts to want one. I feel the same way about burritos.

These days, it’s becoming more common for people to choose to live child-free. I’m at that age where my friends are starting to have kids of their own. It’s exciting to see but I’m not ready for that yet.

I think it’s a personal matter between two people, which is why I’m always blown away by how comfortable people are asking people if they want to have kids or say things like, “When are you gonna have a baby?”

Not only is it none of your business, but you’ve also just ruined dinner. I don’t know if there’s any truth to this because I’m making it up right now, but I think that anyone who tries to put pressure on you to have a baby is just insecure about their own situation.

Here are some of our favorites from the Reddit Childfree group.


1. “Family Is What You Make”

clhubes

2. “What Could Be More Important Than Creating Life?”

zohan360

3. “Been Waiting 20 Years For A Comeback Like This”

So504real

4. “I Can’t Believe This Is Still Even A Thing”

Blair Alison

5. “Child Fees Should Be A Thing And Dogs Should Be Free”

ShalindaKirby

6. “For The Childfree Motorist”

DeathMeNow

7. “Just A Nice Quote I Read And Felt Like Sharing”

ThorsHelm

8. “I Swear”

molly7anne

9. “Pug Slide”

Redditchildfree

10. “Welp. There It Is”

tazanalee

11. “Goals”

Reddit childfree

12. “Letter From An 85 Year Widow: My Childfree Experience And A Few Humble Opinions”

widowchildfree

13. “Just Save Everyone The Trauma”

BoboNoire

14. “We Should Go All In”

carlissc

15. “Imagine That. Maybe One Day”

TheRachelFisher

16. “Wild Animals Shouldn’t Be Allowed In The Airport”

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18. “Actress Jameela Jamil Celebrates Her Successful Cf Life, Shrugs Off Haters”

19. “He’s Not Wrong”

CaptainArinze

20. “Think I Pissed Off My Obgyn”

LaLaLaaaNotListening

21. “And The Villian Still Pursues Her”

KelliAgodon

22. “Just One Simple Trick To Save Money”

molly7anne

23. “I Think Someone Working In This Store Is Child Free”

CaspianX2

24. “Buzzkill”

ohnoNOTFEMINISM

25. “The Double Standards Are Wild”

UnsettlingAura

26. “Is Anyone Else Thrilled To Not Have Kids Whenever They See/Hear One?”

Kynsade

27. “GF Wanted A Dog, I Didn’t. What Happens? We Got A Dog. Then GF Wants Kids, I Don’t”

thisisanameonreddit

28. “Don’t Do That”

29. “This. Is. Imporant”

Bequian

30. “Without Kids, Your Christmas Must Have Been So Boring- My Sister-In-Law”

feministandally

31. “When Being Child-Free Gets You Extra 40 Hours/Week Of Work”

Throwaway_LIVID

32. “Everyone: ‘Have A Baby!’ Me:”

Moonstone1966

33. “I’m Going To Print Out A Stack Of These And Hand Them Out To People Who Bingo Me”

Jakunai

34. “Wise Words”

DaddysFave_

35. “I Will Never Ever Ever Get Tired Of Silence”

TrickClocks

36. “Child-Free Living”

imgur

37. “Wife Of 7 Years Left Because I Didn’t Want Kids”

No-Reaction-9364

38. “Top Notch Product Review”

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39. “Betty White Is Child-Free”

arawendo

40. “Drive Like Your Pets Live Here”

arawendo

41. ” I Think We Can All Agree On This Post I Saw Today”

Diessel_S

42. “Posted By A Friend With A Few Kids On Facebook”

imgur

43. “I Got Pregnant After My Tubal Ligation And Doctors Are Treating It Like A Happy Miracle As I Sit Here Horrified”

Echolyonn

44. “Great View From Here”

Jakunai

45. “What Could Be Better Than Having Kids Then?”

DamnGuerilla

46. “Being A Young Woman Without Kids Is A Privilege.” No, It’s An Active Decision”

lizztastic_chick

47. “Life Is Gooooood”

toreramatadora

48. “My Bloodline Ends With Me”

Vorsos

49. “I’m 53. My Wife Is 60. We’ve Always Been Staunchly Childfree. Can I Tell You… It Only Gets Better”

CABGX4

50. “Just Got An Awkward Phone Call From A Fertility Centre”

Vasectomied

h/t

Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.