Nate
A funny doormat is a good way to break the ice with neighbors, visitors, and even delivery people. Especially when you live in an apartment building because everyone who walks by your door will get an idea of what type of person you are. I’ve seen some funny doormats in my building.
My girlfriend bought us a doormat that just says, “Cheers!” in hopes that someone will leave free booze outside of our door. It hasn’t happened yet, unfortunately.
We just got new neighbors in the apartment directly next to us and their doormat says, “Come back with a warrant.” I thought it was funny at first but then thought what if they mean that literally? It all depends on who lives there. Single guy with no friends? Scary. Your 89-year-old grandmother? Hilarious.
These funny doormats will make any visitors feel right at home.
1. “Honest Doormat”
2. “Let’s Just Not Make Any Muss”
3. “We Got A New Front Doormat And She’s Happy About It”
4. “Loving The Doormat So Much”
5. “Delivered A Package This Morning. Think I Nailed It”
6. “My Whimsical Wife Got This Doormat For The Front Entrance”
7. “I Found A Doormat For My New Apartment That Looks Just Like My Cat, And That Makes Me Happy”
8. “This Doormat Measures The Angle Of The Open Door”
9. “Well, This Doormat Can’t Be Any More Fitting After Lots Of Summer Visiting. I Mean Sometimes I’d Just Like To Sit At Home And Be A Hermit”
10. “Came Home To A Surprise New Doormat”
11. “Do Not Knock Please”
12. “Not Just A Doormat I Want, A Doormat I Need”
13. “I’ve Been Judged By A Floor Mat”
14. “My Friend Got The Best Possible Doormat For Christmas”
15. “Extremely Informative Mat”
16. “My Mother Recently Got Divorced, So Her Sister Got Her This”
17. “Sausage Dog Doormat”
18. “Don’t Stop Be Leaving”
19. “Best Doormat Ever – Yoda”
20. “A Doormat At The Hat Creek Observatory In Hat Creek”
21. “Peeking Through Blinds Doormat”
22. “This Doormat Belonging To A Couple Living In My Building. Day Time Doormat Message vs. Night-Time Doormat Message”
23. “Simple Rules”
24. “Aussie Hospitality”
25. “The Doormat Of Truth”
26. “The Most American Doormat”
27. “Great Doormat”
28. “I’m Seriously So Obsessed With This Mat. It Was Definitely Worth The Wait”
29. “This Doormat Which Says “Welcome” In Binary”
30. “This Person’s Doormat”
31. “Got A New Doormat Today. I Think The Neighbors Are Jealous”
32. “My New Doormat”
33. “I See We’re Laughing At Doormats Now. Here’s Mine”
34. “Funny Doormat”
35. “Any Dog Parent Knows This Is True. My In-Laws, Who Have 6 Rescue Dogs, Were Just Gifted This Doormat Earlier This Week”
36. “New Doormat”
37. “My Girlfriend Had This Doormat Custom Made For Me. Looks Like I Found Me A Keeper”
38. “Get A German Shepherd They Said. It’ll Be Fun They Said. Fun Fact: I Made This Doormat”
39. “No, You’re Hilarious Is What You Are”
40. “You Need This Doormat If Your Answer Is Always No”
