Mike
Restaurants are opening back up and you know what that means…
Food on hubcaps. On reclaimed wood. In the skulls your enemies. Anything to be an edgy, tattooed chef.
Look, we want plates. Go nuts with the food, but serve it on a ceramic dish. Your burger isn’t going to be any better because you shot it out of a t-shirt cannon at me.
K.I.S.S. Keep it simple, stupid.
1. First patio since COVID and this is what I get. I told the owner I was going to post on this sub and he said he would bring me the sandwich on a plate next time if this post blows up.
2. The one vegetarian entrée at this restaurant is served inside the shell of a dead sea creature.
3. WHAT
4. Yes that is a bagel filled with cheese mounted like a deer over a bowel of tomato soup.
5. Courtesy of The Wolves Outside
6. The look on his face.
7. Bread chips on a comb.
8. Cornbread plate?
9. My cocktail came in a box.
10. They ruined poutine.
11. It’s really not.
12. Please take a charcuterie and have a seat.
13. TFW you misread the menu and thought you were ordering a cheesecake and you get this monstrosity.
14. Yes, I would like your “mini corn dogs on a ceramic decorative pillow” please.
15. My son’s grilled cheese came in a doggy bowl.
16. Tiramisu served in a coffee maker.
17. Caesar salad or Charlie Brown Christmas tree?
18. I’m in a fancy Italian restaurant and they just served me this.
19. A friend of mine showed me this photo today, served in a restaurant in Las Vegas.
20. Browsing through my old photos and found this… chips in a pine cone!
21. Does this count?
22. Cheese foam that is spooned onto the back of your hand by the waiter and then you have to lick it off.
23. Little bite-size appetizer served on a box of uncooked potatoes.
24. This restaurant is rated 4.7/5 stars.
25. Whatevs this is art.
26. The sauce was dripping from the holes.
27. Beautifully plated, but not a plate, not even over a plate.
28. Into it.
29. Eggcelent fried bitterballen.
30. Actually makes me sick.
31. I’m glad to see they be serving ramen the traditional way.
32. Burger and fries in a pneumatic tube.
33. Hope you guys like a thin, sticky coating all over everything you own.
34. What do we want!?! Not that!
35. I didn’t get a plate but at least my Steak will be vaccinated.
36. Is a whole plate too much to ask for?
37. F*ck it, pancakes on a Crosley.
38. The nacho cone.
39. What is this trend???
40. Chocolate “horse turd” truffles on a manure fork. Just no.
41. It’s called Carry Out but this is taking the piss.
42. Our ice cream was served in a sink.
