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35 Trashy Wedding Photos More Disappointing Than A Cash Bar

I was supposed to go to a few weddings last year that were rescheduled for this year and I don’t even know if I fit into my suit anymore. Now that weddings are coming back in full force, it’s probably a good idea to review how to dress for one so you don’t end up in any trashy wedding photos.

If you have weddings to attend you’ll want to make sure you don’t look like you just crawled out of a cave before you got there. So take a shower, get your haircut, and find some clothes that fit right. If you need some guidance, start with these trashy wedding photos.


1. “Best. Wedding. Photo. Ever”

Icarium13

2. “My Uncle’s Wedding In Las Vegas, Streamed Live On The Internet”

Corrupt_Files

3. “At Our Wedding An Usher Had A Rude Girlfriend Who Wanted To Be In The Middle Of Pictures (Dressed In White!) I Got Upset But My Photographer Said ‘I’ll Fix It Later Don’t Worry!'”

carlinh

4. “I Was Told This Wedding Invitation Should Be Under Trashy”

TheUltimateShart

5. “My Best Friend Finally Mailed Me An Invitation To His Wedding”

yearofpenny

6. “Every Girls Dream Is To Be Carried On Her Wedding Night”

YouOtterKnow1

7. “Mother-In-Law”

AmyPennza

8. “That Woman On The Left Is Not The Bride…”

lumpysweaterboobs

9. “Wasn’t Expecting To See A Wedding When I Stopped At Walmart This Weekend…”

soul_oh

10. “So I Saw This Girl Summoning Satan At My Friend’s Wedding”

imgur

11. “Has Anyone Seen The Bride? I Can’t Find Her”

peachycowgirl

12. “The Tackiest Wedding Rules”

OyeSimpson

13. “Autocorrect?”

Mossyoldcrow

14. “Well How Do You Feel Now That You Know She Was ***not*** The Bride”

Ladeboobop

15. “Russian Wedding Dress”

the_lone_dovahkiin

16. “When The Toppers On Your Toilet Paper Cake Have Masks, But None Of Your Guests Do”

cyclika

17. “Gas Station Wedding”

ds3101

18. “Great Wedding Photos…”

arieswhore

19. “Pretty Trashy For A Wedding”

Volker1998

20. “The Groom Took His Laptop To His Wedding To Play A Game On His Computer”

thechicken-andtheegg

21. “And The Cringe Award Goes To…”

bekinditsgangster

22. “The Groom’s Vows From The Wedding Of A Family Friend. We Are Genuinely Concerned For Her Safety”

snpods

23. “The Cake Is A ‘Recreation’ Of The Bride Do I Need To Say More?”

hunnybunbun2019

24. “My Cousins Wedding Cake…”

UnleashTheBeebo

25. “Dude Got So Drunk At His Wedding That His New Mother-In-Law Had To Feed Him”

iwasdoingfinelurking

26. “I’m All For People Who Go For Low-Budget Weddings, But Then There’s This….”

nicall

27. “Thought This Was The Bride And Groom At First – Nope. Father And Stepmother Of The Bride, Wearing A White-Ish, Beaded Gown With A Train”

Luallone

28. “Did Bud Light Sponsor The Wedding?”

Anotheraccount97668

29. “Inviting 20 Extra People To A Wedding”

entomofile

30. “Someone Hosted Their Wedding Today In The Welfare Office Parking Lot”

cassie1992

31. “When You Really Shouldn’t Drop The Rings”

forking

32. “We Sent You This Card So Send Us Money”

sar0025

33. “He Wore This Hat To My Friend’s Wedding”

therightcoaster

34. “Why Has This Not Been Posted Here Yet? It’s Gold”

ajlk24

35. “This Was At A Wedding”

BatMom525

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