Cringeworthy

A Lot Of Things Didn’t Happen This Week, But These Didn’t Happen The Most (15 Pics)

There’s a zero percent chance that any of these things happened this week, but here these people are swearing on their lives that they did.

Thanks for the entertainment, folks. You’re huge dorks for making up weird stories like this thinking people will actually believe them.

…but please don’t stop. 

Yea, that happened…

1. The red is the lead singer’s name.

2. That was actually physical pain caused by your voice.

3. Someone get your horny grandma!

4. At 4 I didn’t know what a square was.

5. Men definitely grope women in public.

6. Everyone knew a dance from Grease?

7. I really hope a 7 year old didn’t have to write an essay.

8. It’s mostly funny how little this person knows about taxes.

9. I wake up and light money on fire to flex on the libs.

10. What a smart young lady!

11. No news off the grid I guess.

12. She’s going to be so mad when she sees this.

13. Mr. AMC himself gave me a key to the popcorn machine!

14. The light blue energy was your mom hitting a Juul.

15. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t let your 2-year-old use the stove.

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