Getting vaccinated by the Lord is simple. First, look in the mirror. Secondly, believe in Christ. Thirdly, catch COVID and move the goalposts so the experience fits in your stupid narrow worldview. Congratulations! You’re now vaccinated (you aren’t). With God, all things are possible. God, however, also helps those who help themselves. Getting a vaccine is a good idea because it protects you from deadly symptoms associated with SARS-2. If you trust in the Lord, thank Him for sending you a vaccine so quickly, and don’t, under any circumstances, make a fake vaccination card that says “vaccinated by the Lord.”
In a viral tweet by “Hear Me Roar,” the image of what appears to be a verification that someone received the vaccine, but whoops, upon closer inspection it says that the only vaccine you need is The Word of God. Coincidentally, going to church is an extremely dangerous activity that you shouldn’t do until you’re vaccinated. For now, though, let’s look at people roasting the dumbest parody of a vaccine card.
Enjoy these funny roasts of a fake vaccination card that says “vaccinated by The Lord”: