Mike
S**t happens. Like, a lot.
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. I’m a solar roofer, and we are required to wear gloves while we work…..it’s only May.
2. Is it funnier knowing that these are antidepressants?
3. My most useful little kitchen knife went to the great drawer in the sky today after 18 years of stalwart service.
4. Thought I bought forks.
5. Person fined for speeding while their car was being towed.
6. Just sold my old pc. After sending it across the country, I realized my wireless mouse’s USB was still plugged in it.
7. The first night of vacation and we go to pull out the sofa bed for the kids, hear a loud crunching sound… Son’s iPhone fell between the cushions and got caught in the hinges of the bed frame…
8. My front yard 12 hours ago.
9. This tire was almost brand new, too 🙁
10. Got some dreadlocks in my coke at the ballgame.
11. When you realize it’s been a little too quiet in the office lately.
12. This dude crawled in my shorts and stung my balls. Hands down the most painful experience of my life.
13. The mold killer in my bathroom is itself moldy. I hate this flat so much.
14. Bought a house last year and wondered why this light never worked. Finally took it off to have a look at the wiring.
15. I forgot that I don’t have an ounce of melanin in my skin and I fell asleep on the beach for 4 hours.
16. The neighbor’s kid decided to decorate my car with a rock to make it look “cute.”
17. Got a smoking deal on this cable.
18. My master key ring broke.
19. Next Door Neighbors Painted Their House Yellow
20. Biggest water bug I have ever seen.
21. The dishes are done.
22. I ordered gummy vitamins on Amazon and live in Arizona.
