Mike
I prefer when someone is a jerk to my face. Not saying I like it, but passive aggression, lack of social awareness, and talking shit behind my back is so much worse. If you feel the same, this list is going to trigger you.
1. Ever wonder what the top of Everest looks like?
2. Woke up and saw my door removed by my parents. I asked them “why?” And the replied with “privacy isn’t necessary”
3. Our Jeff would never.
4. This.
5. Attempted to take $60 out. Got stuck and I couldn’t get it out. Then it sucked it back in and still took $60 out of my account!
6. Your wife can not be born in ’99
7. Charlie bit my finger is being deleted and sold as an NFT
8. Real cool guy blocks all the Tesla superchargers.
9. Infuriating.
10. Thanks, Google.
11. I wish I hadn’t bothered aligning them so I never would’ve noticed.
12. How can she sleep at night?!?
13. I really want to move the f-ing glass.
14. This building.
15. This sign that’s supposed to “encourage” blood donations.
16. This clock in my class.
17. Hmm…
18. What a worthless purchase.
19. This decal is upside down, right?
20. Tried to lift the bunch.
21. My chocolate chip granola bar had ONE chocolate chip.
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