Cool pictures are kind of what the internet is about, aside from porn and memes. Now that everyone has a camera a cool picture has been more plentiful than ever (also porn and memes).
Here are some really neat things people have shared online. Interesting pics from interesting people. All from the comfort of your toilet probably, or wherever you enjoy your content.
1. Our electrician left all of the screws in a vertical position in our new kitchen. (A sign of craftsmanship)
2. I like to make little drawings of people that I see.
3. There is a live crayfish defending the rice aisle in my local Asian market.
4. I ordered a 119-year-old book online and quite a few pages are uncut- meaning no one ever read it.
5. Found my old cell phone with an optional clip-on chat board for ‘easy’ texting.
6. A customer mailed this tube with a tongue depressor attached to it to prevent it from rolling around.
7. My childhood doctor’s office has a mini door installed for younger patients.
8. This piece of a wall got rounded by the sea.
9. This crack in the pavement filled with a stained glass cat portrait.
10. This defunct subway entrance is a working subway entrance.
11. One time my little sister braided her own hair into Gimli’s beard.
12. Saw a live snake in the local Goodwill store.
13. Found a grenade in the garden, had a visit from the army bomb disposal unit.
14. My son was born with a black spot of hair in his blonde hair. It grows in black, and there is no birthmark or discoloration under it.
15. I actually Robin Hooded an arrow.
16. This tree I found grows into itself.
17. My girlfriend’s office used to be a bowling alley. The original lanes are still there.
18. The inside of this tree looks like a fish.
19. A vibrant and clear spectrum of colors refracting through my apparently prismatic window onto my arm.
20. 10 oz of gold, platinum, copper, zinc, tin, and aluminum.
21. Giant lemon off our tree.
22. My great grandfather’s Oscar nomination from 1944.
23. My waffle wedge is so perfect it looks fake.
24. My cat was sleeping on my legs and when she got up I saw she had left a paw print on me.
25. Calf in the checkout line.
26. My dog fell asleep in the rain and the “shadow” looks like a cartoon dog.
27. My Spanish sneakers have a map of Barcelona on the sole.
28. This random swing in the middle of a field.
29. I have a Batman Returns balloon that hasn’t fully deflated since it was bought in 1992.
30. The sand in Tahoe is magnetic and stuck to my phone.
31. The cutlet I bought has the shape of Australia.
32. Perfectly round rock I found at the beach.
33. The surprising amount of bite marks on these IKEA display apples.
34. The font size on my contact packaging increased with my prescription.
35. Went to see a volcano that is only a couple of kilometers away from my home. This volcano has been erupting for the past months in Iceland.
36. This painting in my school library is painted on the wall itself but is still framed.
37. Biggest pizza that can be ordered in the US.
38. My frozen lemonade was so full, you can’t tell I removed the lid already.
39. This Nike that we found while hiking.
40. My blinds reflection looks like lunar phases on my wall.
41. Dobby’s fan-made grave in the precise location of the film!
42. A coffee stain that looks like Earth.
43. This crane has giraffe print.
44. The difference in me and my twin’s skin color. He goes outside, I don’t.
45. This bar has a safe word for people on bad Tinder dates.
46. The knife broke where it says ‘Flexible’
47. My GF and my nephew have a very similar birthmark despite they aren’t related at all.
48. This shell cutter at a restaurant has a message for people who steal it.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome