25 Minor League Baseball Teams That Sound Fake But Are Absolutely Real

Minor league baseball teams are fun to watch. The tickets are usually cheap and seeing some future MLB players play is pretty cool, but the funny names are enough to make me want to go to a game. Even just to confirm that they are real.

Aside from the handful of teams I already knew of, no one has ever mentioned how silly some of the minor league mascots are. If you think I’m kidding, just know that all of these minor league baseball teams are 100% real.


1. Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp

2. Biloxi Shuckers

3. Montgomery Biscuits

4. Hickory Crawdads

5. El Paso Chihuahuas

6. Tulsa Drillers

7. Eugene Emeralds

8. Columbia Fireflies

9. New Hampshire Fisher Cats

10. Greensboro Grasshoppers

11. Hillsboro Hops

12. Sugar Land Skeeters

13. Cedar Rapids Kernels

14. Chattanooga Lookouts

15. Lansing Lugnuts.

16. Modesto Nuts

17. Lehigh Valley IronPigs

18. Wisconsin Timber Rattlers

19. Binghamton Rumble Ponies.

20. Amarillo Sod Poodles

21. Richmond Flying Squirrels

22. Omaha Storm Chasers.

23. Fort Wayne TinCaps.

24. Rocket City Trash Pandas

25. Hartford Yard Goats

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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.