Hannah
People on the internet stay lying and we stay finding them to make fun of them. It’s the circle of life. If you take time out of your day to write a crazy paragraph about a fake conversation you had with a doctor or if something involves a room full of people clapping for you, please seek help.
It’s time we bring back “liar, liar, pants on fire.” It seemed like it worked and at least it really kept me in line.
1. Can confirm, currently typing this with my big beak.
2. Huge relief our baby wasn’t a huge nerd!
3. You rock, boss babe!
4. Definitely different handwriting here but okay.
5. Imaginary child doubles down.
6. Wedding planning is notoriously chill like this.
7. A photoshop accident?
8. Stunned and apologetic at the same time.
9. He’s just not in the NFL because he doesn’t want to.
10. Nice, your 3 year old already hates men.
11. Everyone go to jail.
12. The things people make up…
13. Sorry… did you say put your dick… in his mouth?
14. Eve Fartlow
15. Please don’t let this guy teach anymore.
