Hannah
Hi everyone! I’m on vacation this week so instead of the top things that didn’t happen this week, I curated a best of all-time list for you! These absolute bangers are evergreen insane fables from people who are definitely lying through their teeth.
Hope these make your eyes roll like mine did!
1. A single tweet with layers of being uncool.
2. “Coffee.” Not the elevator pitch? 0/10 salesman skills.
3. I was the dog.
4. I love seeing call outs!
5. It’s that simple!
6. I am not brave enough. Thank you, Netflix.
7. So then I just walked into the cockpit.
8. Maybe his mom works there.
9. Drag her.
10. He ripped his name tag off and fed it to the fish too.
11. The robbers have bills to pay, ma’am.
12. If you’re that strong you should be used to needles by now.
13. See a doctor.
14. They took me in the back and I defeated Ronald McDonald himself.
15. The punctuation is out of control.
